English Short Essays 英文短篇小品

The teacher of Dad’s writing class is Ms. Jane Priewe.

The following is a letter Dad wrote to Ms. Priewe and friends in class on Feb 11, 2004

Last week Wednesday 2/4/2004, Teacher Ms. Jane noticed me in the class that she would no longer correct my assignment. Firstly, I was surprised and disappointed. But after a moment I realized the situation that she really had done too much for me in the past for almost two years and I have no right to continue being a burden on her any more. I accepted this fact with deep thanks to Jane and was feeling owing her so much. Today I specially take the 67 sheets of my past assignment writings, on which Jane had corrected mistakes for me. These sheets indicate how much time and wrok Jane had spent. It is clear to me that, if any progress I have got in the class, it is due to:(1) Jane’s instruction shown in the handouts, (2) Jane’s correction and tutoring on my assignment writings, (3) encouragement, correction and influence I received from all the friends in class. I take this opportunity to show my sincere thanks to Teacher Jane and all the freinds in the class.  By Seymour Wen

(000) Preface: 序言

(001)電梯驚魂記 [Trapped in Elevator]

(002) 駕車違規 遇警記 [Traffic Violation]

(003)悔不當初 [Remorse]

(004) 寵物(狗)的 設身處地 [Think for a Pet]

(005)談迷信 [ Superstition]

(006) 略述生平及喜愛的住處 [Place Liked to Live]

(007)“雪”的感受 [Snow]

(008) “島”字引發的思維 [Island]

(009)神仙故事 [Villain in Fairy Tale]

(010) 設想和某名 人餐敘時所作詢問 [Dinner with ]

(011)寫給上帝的一封信 [Dear God:]

(012) 不用冷氣暑方法 [Cooling without AC][有圖]

(013)新聞人物的兩面觀 [Different Viewpoint]

(014) 學開車 [Learning to Drive]

(015)卡通故事 [Cartoon Episode]

(016) 參加筆會原因 [How come I join ?]

(017) 荒山埋葬記 [Buried an USAF Pilot]

(018) 談某廣告商品 [Sales Object on AD ]

(019)百年計劃 [Planning for 100 years Old]

(020) 變體詩辭 [Parody]

(021) 寫給自己的情書 [Love Letter to Yourself]

(022) 家務清理 [ House Cleaning]

(023) 詠 冰箱詩 [Poem on Ice Box]_

(024)  擬一競賽文章 [Literary Contest]

(025) 雨的回憶 [Write about Rain]      

(026)  請人批評文章 [Ask Critique toYour Work ]

(027) 旅途 中滑稽失誤 [Comic Misconception in Journal]

(028)  句首同 字母的詩[Poem starting with same letter ]

(029) 寫報刊讀者投書 [Writing to Editor]

(030)  五種難忘的氣味 [Unforgetable Smells]

(031) 假期的回憶   [Recall a Vacation]

(032)  樂觀和自信  [Optimism and Confidence]

(033) 友情難忘   [A Best Friend]

(034)  與死神的問 答 [Dialoque with Death]

(035)人節愚 謊 言  [On April Fool Day]

(036)  談最想做 的 工作 [Most Interest Job]

(037) 最愛 的顏色[On Favorite Color]

(038) 初次 打工 [My First Job][有圖]

(039) 定時 生活的 人  [Live on Clock]  

(040)   設想初生時  [Write about Birth]

(041)  神 道故事  [Fairy Tale]  

(042)  小時喜愛的零食 [Childhood Food]
(043)  戶外活動   [Weather Appropriate Activity] [有圖]

(044)  五種顏色的故事  [A 5 Color Story] 

(045)  音 樂欣賞  [Music Appreciation]

(046) 故事的 ‘開場白’ [Methods of Story Beginning]

(047)   劣文範例   [Worst Story]

(048)  自製聖誕卡[Homemade Xmas Card’‘]

(049)  開學致謝辭 [Thanks to Members ]

(050) 有 關心態答四問 [Response to four Questions]

(051)  妻 病不如意事  [Odd Fact — Wife’s Sickness]

(052)  設想停電情況[Going without Electricity ]

(053)  留 意小事 [Higher Value on Small Things]

(054)  落葉氣味 [Smells of Fallen Leafs]

(055)   自我內心溝通信[Letter to Inner Critic]

(056)  器物 之 其他 方式使用 [Used not as Designed]

(057)   河馬述異  [ Explain Dislocated Hippos]

(058)  述一紊亂尷尬場 面 [What Chaos Feels]

(059)   述一鄉村姑娘 [About a Country Girl]

(060)  奇事的破解 [What Was  behehind the Mistetery]

(061)  生 活中的創意[Life Creativly Enriching]

(062)  寬恕的力量[Power of Forgiveness]

(063)   1953年 在美受設施工程訓練記[IE Training in USA]   

(064)  成功的考量[Judging the Success by….]
(065)   不斷前進  雖慢能 勝 [Slow & Steady Wins the Race]    (

066)  試作 ‘五行英文詩’ [Cinquain–5 line poem]

(067)   文章中 ‘對白’  的 功能    [Dialoques in Writing]

(068)  難 纏 的 人 [People Make You Uncomfortable]

(069)   童心 [Do Something a Kid Would Do]  

(070) 假 想 你 是 一 株 樹   [Pretent You’re a Tree]

(071)  買 腳 踏 車 [Buying a Bicycle ]

(072)  作 家 住 所 [Writer’s Summer House]
(073)   話 不 投 機  [Saying to Alienate]     

(074)  為 祖 先 寫 傳 記 [ Biography for an Ancestor]
(075)   熟 悉 的 地 方 [Familiar Place]                         

(076) 廣 告 受 益  [Profited from Classified Ad]
(077)   給 私 戀 者 的 信 [Letter to a Crush]         

(078) 三 物 的 形 容 詞  [5 Adjectives for 3 Matters] 

(079)  最有進步的三年[Most Growth and Change]

(080) 信 有 鬼 呼   [Believe in Ghost?]

(081)  最感激的人或事  [What Most Grateful in Life?]

(082)  一 事 的 兩 面 觀 [A Silly Story Changed to Serious]

(083)  讀 過 五 本 書 的 說 明 [Last 5 Books Read]  

(084) 鉛 筆 的 故 事 [Pencil’s Story]  
(085)   兩 種 不 同 的 廣 告 [Two Opposite Ads ]

(086) 始寫一故事 [Scene of a Story]
(087)  續寫該故事 [Create a Problem for the Protagonist]   

(088)) 寫完該故事[Add minor character and Resolve Conflict to End]

(087)  修飾該故事 [Rethink, Tighten and Polish the Story]

(090) 以“””老人學電腦” 為題寫工作方法 [Write “How to do”]

(091)   十七種講法[17 Figures in Speechs]  

(092)  人在福中  [Entering a Fortune]
(093)  文章作法 [Using a Story Showing Ploting Methods]

(094)  驅鴿記  [Drove out Pigeons]